she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
Just gave a blow job while wearing a shirt that says 'world's coolest mom' idk how my conscience feels...
He also turned out to be underage (the fucking liar) so we had to get drunk on cooking sherry
Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
Red Alert: She has 3 cats, a parrot, and 2 rats. Initiate Protocol Zero and rendezvous at Checkpoint Bravo for debriefing
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
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