I'm at subway, this 8 year old kid is judging my fashion sense with his dad. I want to kill myself.
It's ok, he's just 8, he's not judging you.
He just asked why I'm sitting alone. I honestly want to cry.
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
Is there a nice way to say "I like you, but I hate your dick?"
I seriously just washed my dick in a public restroom. That's how dirty last night got
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
So was it you or me who decided it was a good idea to inscribe fuck you on the counter?
That was me. Just a 'welcome to our home' kinda thing.
oh my god, just saw a man throw up in a trashcan and blood came out of his nose. HES GETTING ON MY BUS. HES SITTING ACROSS FROM ME. FUCK.
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
Tried to drunkenly hop a fence with my cast on to get away from the cops but ended up falling over a bench.. how do I explain those bruises to my parents?
He held the beaver pelt from the fireplace over my crotch and asked his friend "she look familiar now?", he then remembered my name.
I told him I had an IUD and he asked me how was a bomb a form of birth control..
Please tell your friend to stop shitting in my closet.
I currently don't understand fingers.
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
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