By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
I had a dream about a vibrator with 42 different settings. If that's not a good indication I need to get laid, I don't know what is
He bought me a burrito. I introduced him as "Horse-Dicked Jake" all night. My debt has been repaid.
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
My bookbag can hold 30+ beers. They shoulda put that on the tag bc its a big selling point
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
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