OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
You need to come over. I cant get her to stop eating honey mustard straight from the squeeze bottle
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
He practically cut off his thumb and she offered him a tampon to stop the bleeding
I doubt she'll sponsor it. You know alcohol and fireworks don't mix, right?
It's okay. We're not going to soak the fireworks in alcohol. The alcohol is for drinking.
I'm so hungover it hurts to blink.. oh sweet merciful Christ what have I done
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
Randomize
