You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
I'm actually pretty neutral about a lot of things. I'm like Switzerland with a penis.
Just beat my spinning in office chair record. Almost puked. Totally worth it.
i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
I can't be drunk. Sober yes. Drunk no. Spoonfuls
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
someone needs to name a hurricane after you
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
Oh god I found a set of car keys in my pocket, and I have no idea who's they are
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