i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
My concierge just asked me to his place for dinner while I was signing for a delivery. The delivery was a box of vibrators. Let's discuss.
I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
Moral of the story: always keep condoms in your bra
I climbed out of the shower to him sitting on the floor trimming his pubes with nail clippers, we both just started laughing at how drunk we were
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
Sexting just isn't as much fun once you learn how bad he is in bed...
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