im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
After skinny dipping in your pond, I think me and tequila have added a whole new dynamic to our relationship.
I really should sober up and deal with this hangover
It seems to be one of those life decisions I'm perfectly content never making though
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I can always tell its time to do laundry when my vibrator doesn't stay covered up in my sock drawer.
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
He showed me one of his balls and said "this one's free. you'll have to work to see the other.."
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
You told me to keep you from drinking, but we both know I'm not that kind of friend.
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I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
Before he left he told me if his girlfriend ever finds out, she'll take us both to an alley and kill us.
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
Mike's not allowed to drink vodka anymore. He couldn't get his temporary tattoos (stickers) to stick so he super glued them on.
snapping my married booty call and next thing I know a plan b ad pops up
One day when i undoubtedly need an intervention please let it include lightsabers.
I think I can handle that.
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