I'm telling lies about you to make you look like a good person
the best part about watching a meteor shower at 4 am is being able to masturbate in public and drink hot chocolate at the same time.
I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
you decided to have a spaghetti fight but then you got greedy and decided to eat it all.
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after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
Apparently everytime he put me down to bed I escaped out the window, I faintly recall climbing into the canoe in the back yard, and air paddling.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
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Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up.
It must have been an amazing night, I have "my pants are responsible people" written on my pants in permanent marker.
I took a sleeping pill while he was in the bathroom. Time for a game of how long can we bang before I fall asleep.
You are both horrible and amazing
I know you saw me get knocked out after I stepped on that rake why did you leave me there
Thank fucking Christ I was not wearing pants or eating chocolate cake last night.
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
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