I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
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a girl is trying to cook hot pockets in a saute pan on the stove.
We should see who can shotgun a beer faster over iPhone FaceTime
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
my favorite part of the night was when I was in the bathroom frantically trying to get my cat whiskers and nose off to make hooking up less awkward
we drunkly made out in the middle of the street beside the homeless guy playing the flute. Not how I imagined our first kiss.
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Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?
New rule. Every time you and I have a disagreement that lasts longer than 10min, while in a bar, we'll have a shot. Figure we'll eventually start agreeing sooner rather than later...
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
I just Miyagied my roommate through her first set of tit pics. Her fuck buddy owes me.
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