please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
I wanted to tell him he wasn't actually in me, but my god, awkward?
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
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her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
still in the ER. she tried to shotgun a bottle of corona
Just put an ad on Craigslist for a fake groom... I'm sure only non creepy sane people will respond to it
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
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He was wearing running shoes tho. Thats like the cardinal rule. You don't fuck a guy who wears running shoes as regular shoes.
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
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