How the fuck did you go into work today? You are a better man than I. I couldn't even show up to being unemployed on time.
so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
I've injured myself in such a way that i am only capable of making love standing up now
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
Oh you know same old same old. just eating pizza after faking extreme night terrors to get a one night stand to leave my apartment
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
Dude my body has gone into shock from not eating frozen pizza and chips. I've been shitting like Richard Simmons after a night out of twerking in a corn field
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
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