hey call me
can't. in the shower.
... and this is probably why your phone does not work half the time.
forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
Are you kidding me. My sex life has diminshed to having wet dreams about jerking off.
idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
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High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
He picked me up went to throw me on his bed. I landed on the wood frame. That's how I broke my rib. We still fucked. Thanks tequila. Best injury ever
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It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
Multiple bruises and a hell of a headache later, I have still to find out where the fuck I picked up the bottom half of a mannequin.
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
Today we memorialize my orgasms. Taken from me over six months ago, gone too soon. Here's to hoping we'll see one again
I get so pissed when there is something that NEEDS to be made fun of and you're not here.
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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