Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
Why is everyone in the bowling alley looking at me like i'm a prostitute just because I have bunny ears on?
The AC broke so he ended up sleeping in the front yard and left his one night stand on the couch.
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
You fell asleep standing up against the shower wall
I just bought a blender and 120 pizza rolls. Bring tequila.
Kid walks in and orders 24 Mcdoubles and 14 large fries, as he's handing me the money he tells me he lost at rock paper scissors so he had to do the munchie run.
YOU WAXED MY CAT YOU SICK FUCK
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