She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
The only downside so far to having a guy roommate is that when he's doing a walmart run, I just can't bring myself to ask him to pick up a pregnancy test for me. I feel like that's just too much too soon.
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
I can't believe you broke a Paula dean wooden spoon over my ass
walked into class wearing my zorro costume. some girl just said "oh my god, i fucked zorro this weekend." I found her.
She ditched her BF in the library to come see me wasted at a house party and i still ended up banging that rugby chick instead.
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
Listening to Ke$ha's new single to pump myself up for my STD test.
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
My ex's new gf is pregnant and he is sterile, so 2016 is starting off well.
I'm mainly pissed because I shaved fucking EVERYTHING for this. WITH SHAVING CREAM. Men do not appreciate how rarely that happens.
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