Would you still love me if I had no teeth
Yeah why?
Cuz i woke up this morning and a few are gone
Do you think Tom Brady went home tonight and changed his facebook status to "pink with lace"?
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
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Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
pretty sure if my vagina had a mouth, it would have been smiling afterwards.
There's a black statue of liberty dancing on the side of the road. Please hold while I join him.
I'm so hungover all I can do is stare at my curser and hope it starts moving on its own
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We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
Just found dollar bills in my sheets. What part of the weekend am I forgetting?
Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
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