Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
i popped this huge zit on her back while she was blowing me. it was like a disgusting metaphor for what happened 30 seconds later.
don't worry about the neighbors I'm like 99% sure all that snow covered a good portion of our vomit
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
Dude, she got on top of me, grumbled in a low voice "I'm going to make you remember me", and then farted.
He told me he wanted to sleep but I touched his penis and listened to his heart beat start racing. I knew sleeping was bullshit.
Use your nursing skills for good, not evil.
I'm at home, drinking with my cat. While this is an enjoyable lifestyle, other plans are preferable.
Do the molecules within bourbon change when mixed with a cola to form a superior liquid treat?
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
I know now that the cab driver can get me a 10 dollar blow job. I'm practically a local.
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
30% sure Kevin and I just adopted a cat. Talk to me when the sun's up but I really feel like that's a thing.
Had a slight melanoma scare this morning. Spoiler alert, it was Nutella.
I just woke up, its 6AM and i'm pretty sure the guy passed out next to me is 70% ugly...
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