My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
You opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a wall last night.
I want him in the "you're a terrible idea and are probably going to get me killed by my parents, my siblings, and my boyfriend" way
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
hand jobs are a waste of time that only lead to arm cramps. Also, where do you look...his eyes, at the penis, at the tv?
yeah the "where to look" question is super awkward
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
Im pretty sure breakfast wine is a thing, and if it isn't, I just invented it
I'm not in bed, I'm driving and puking at the same time.... first for everything
Bootycalls can't go limp that's like against the law
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
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