Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
Dude. I haven't taken a shit in a week.
Try anal, it works wonders.
Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
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what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
I took 20 bucks from you because when I woke up I saw more of you than I ever wanted to see bro.
Totally acceptable.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
I'm pretty sure I just gave myself third degree burns from punching my pizza.
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Just made a diving catch to save a handle of Fireball falling out of the car. ESPN worthy.
I just sustained a forearm injury dancing to salt n peppa in my kitchen. Fack. I pushed it real good.
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
Had a dream we were competing for tomatos.
He's so drunk that he's ignoring me and just doing what my cat does.
Oh god he's trying to eat cat food... I don't know if I should stop him or continue laughing....
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