god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
Girls should come with a carfax report
i really thought "pants-shitting drunk" was an unreachable level until last night
My sister was crawling her way home and kept asking us to carry her,then she insisted on grabbing at our ankles til she passed out, how was your night?
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
Why are there two phone calls to calgary police in my phone and why is there a voicemail from you asking for bail money
I swear to god those aren't related
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
Floor bacon is actually really good
If its not for food we ain't going out.
chasing tequila with frosting. best baby shower ever.
Only in the emergency room do they shut the door when youre laughing too hard
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
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