I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
On my arm I have 12 dashes, and below is written "plus 2 pretty stout whiskey drinks, so, you be the judge"
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
At least I can pee in a cup like a champ at this point
I drink to make the karaoke go away.
I'm so excited for post-beer fest chipotle. It will be better than scared shitless pre-go karting chipotle.
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
What could go wrong? i could have a mental breakdown with a bottle of champagne hand cuffed to a frat bro
...and with one comment dissing Hannibal Lecter, I suddenly understood why we never worked out.
You spent an hour sitting naked in your neighbor's Jeep Wrangler yelling in a terrible British accent about how you were "on a safari". Then you passed out on your lawn.
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
He showed his fake to the cop and was like "does the coloring look off to you?"
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