we made out on top of his cat.
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
We just stood on the porch wondering how you managed to puke up a whole piece of bologna
i told her that i loved her pillow breasts and then she asked me if i wanted to motor boat them. so yea, i do need the room tonite.
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
After all the hair products he's stolen from me, he better fucking be gay.
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
I'm with some lesbians. Somehow I offended them and the Justin Beiber one told me I was fat.
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
I will forever remember this as The Great Jalepeno Cock Burn of 2014.
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
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