I felt like Norm from Cheers walking into the free clinic.
I am full of burrito and curiosity
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
he threw up on me, hugged my legged and then started laughing. when i asked him why, he said "it's like the sour patch kids commercials."
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
Hey please buy toilet paper today. Plastic grocery bags are starting to hurt now
Ski vacations are for hooking up with randoms. It's like I don't even know you
With a breakfast like weed and a fun size twix before a dentist appointment you can see exactly how I handle being an adult
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
I don't think getting eaten out in a smart car behind a circle-k on my break by a guy I just met classifies as social distancing, but I'm beginning to love night shift more and more.
Randomize
