I've eaten ice cream, mentos, an extreme gulp and swedish fish today. i feel like diabetes. the actual disease not a person with it.
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
You peed for a solid 5 minutes last night and turned around halfway through to give everyone watching a thumbs up
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
Had sex to a Lionel Richie song. I have a feeling I was conceived to it. Finally reached full circle.
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
Talked a police officer into driving us the 1/2 mile home from the bars because we didn't want to walk. I never knew the back of cop Cars had plastic seats.
I woke up on a park bench with a nice homeless guy waking me up. I bought us Carl's Jr. Best birthday ever!
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
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