but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
dude. late night with jimmy fallon isnt even funny. the people in the audience there to see him dont even think hes funny.
kinda like you and your friends.
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
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What happened to the watermelon?
You fucked it.
I just took a shit in a BP station. It seemed appropriate since they are shtting in our ocean.
.....woke up with a tube of cinnamon buns in my pocket, i miss you
how you manage to cockblock me from 500 miles away still baffles me.
we should hire that guy that makes pancakes that we met last weekend for our next party. He can feed us, and regulate!
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Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
The cop let us off with a warning because I had more Twitter followers than he did. The future is terrifying.