Kris Allen: Jason Mraz mixed with John Mayer and a splash of orgasmmm
how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
I just want you to know that were having pizza delivered to the emergency room
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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