No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
"Wait, who's gun did I have?" Moments when you re-examine your life choices.
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Although I'm glad you didn't let my climb in the sink, I really wish you would have let me pretend to be a duck in the shower for a little longer
Her husband thinks she's banging me and nothing is going to change his mind so I told her we might as well just bang and make him right
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
I'm 2 beers deep on an empty stomach, and I just wanna say, I pride myself on my use of commas
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
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You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
ALSO I MAYBE ACCIDENTALLY HAND CUFFED MYSELF TO A CHAIR
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
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