just tell him i said nine months
Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
i ate 2 chicken nuggets and puked out 5. that doesn't even make mathematical sense
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Turns out I wasn't throwing up blood, I just threw up so hard it ripped my tonsils. Thank you Jameson.
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
Baked and hanging out with Al from Home Improvement's son. You can't make this shit up. Tuh-rippin balls
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
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He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
I had a dream that I got you so wet that you flooded my apartment
Tom just texted me he's Tindering from his hospital bed while they're running heart tests on him.
That's dedication to the game.
It tasted better than Jesus's hair.
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
She walked into the kitchen, said 'we've come to this time of the party,' reached into the bowl of cold spaghetti and shoved a handful in her mouth.
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