Her mom drove me home after I blew a .13 So there I am wishing her mom a happy mother's day sitting in the passenger seat where I just banged her daughter 15 min prior
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
She made me add her as a friend on fb before she got into my bed... I sense a stalker
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
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the whole bar just wished me luck with my booty call tonight
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
You don't understand!!! BACON ROSES!!! Why are you not more excited?!
I literally farted midsex as a siren for him to get the fuck off me.. No such luck.
I say I hate my boss but I find myself jerking off to him more and more with each passing day
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he threw an umbrella that he ripped out of the table at the fence like he was harpooning a whale while the owner of the bar was outside then tried to blame it on an old man...
I had one beer! ONE BEER! They took shots in mourning of my tolerance last night. My ability to drink is a joke.
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
No we didn't fuck. He picked me up I asked where we were going and he said "I don't know if you've ever heard of a little place called Denny's?" He was completely serious. I told him to stop the car and I got out and called Jack.
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
I feel like I got hit by a car. But a small car, like a Beetle or a Mini or something.
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