marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
you should probably quit with the whole "no homo" thing, especially when you are drunk, "mo homo"gives the wrong impression.
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
She barfed in the corner of the baby pool. Then she yelled "it's okay" repeatedly while trying to scoop it out.
I just picked up my chili cheese fries off the ground ate them, and then licked up the cheese that was still on the concrete. Thank you Jagerbombs
Were you paying girls to come up and grab my cock and tell me I look like bradley Cooper?
I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
I can't tell if I'm still on the hangover from last night, or if I'm experiencing the one from tomorrow, because it was so powerful that it actually traveled back through time...
I'm warming McDonald's pies on my heater cause I'm too high for the microwave.
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
A guy caught me talking to a sock today in the Laundry room if it makes you feel any better
Sadly that does. Why...where you talking to a sock
Bc I didn't know him and I asked him where he came from and why he was hanging out with my thongs
Pretty sure I just pissed straight whiskey...
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