Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
imagine if the morning after your status automatically updated with the name of the person you hooked up with
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
The best part about passing out on the floor was the fact that when I pissed myself, I didn't piss the bed again.
Back of his car in the Starbucks parking lot WITH HIS APRON STILL ON. Check and Mate.
Holy shit. You won barista bingo AND the Triple Crown in one day.
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
Randomize
