so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
I need the number of a restaurant that delivers, has lock-picking abilities, and is okay with full frontal male nudity. Entirely too hungover to get out of bed.
Someone took a picture of their balls on my phone last night. BEAUTIFUL PACKAGE. I will find this man.
I have a new philosophy. Fuck wearing bras, it's summertime.
Some random at the bar just whispered in my ear that he wants to eat me out while on bath salts....
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
When I took off my jeans he became more excited about my Elmo underwear than sex but to be fair, who can blame him. They're awesome undies.
I woke up and found a stick of butter in my pocket. There's no butter in the house so I don't know who's it is. Using it to make cookies.
ARTHUR IS ON FUCKING NETFLIX THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
Plan before tomorrows interview: wash off green glitter from EVERYWHERE!!!
I am drunk shake weighting right now.
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