look no pants
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
thus making me awesome and them whores
I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
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So I made him an imaginary sandwich and told him that the day I didn't have to fake it, neither would he.
You tried to get the stranger on the sea bus to give you a bite of his chicken sub by repeating over and over "im in a girl band"
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
I'm really debating making a second facebook. Same name only with DRUNK at the end. That way I can keep the guys I only talk to when I'm drunk on that facebook and only go on it when im drunk.
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
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Apparently he proposed after he saw me chug vodka out of a traffic cone.
I can't leave your house without my underwear spending the night.
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
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