is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
I need to take "lollipop" off of every single one of my playlists cause it makes me wanna suck dick.
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
Swear on my life the dude next to us just ordered a pizza and I will fight to the death for a slice
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