So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
I just saw the nastiest chick.
Where?
woke up next to her... fuck you jack daniels, fuck you
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
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Me and him getting it in is for special occasions only. Like Christmas and when they bring the McRib back.
Trying to convince myself that everyone keeps staring at me because I'm pretty and not because of my hickies.
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
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Whoever was doing lines off my iPad is a dick. Also bring Gatorade, for I hunger
For Who flesh?
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
He just went to a job interview a sharpie moustache drawn on his face..
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
Stop letting me drink while doing my makeup. I think I used sharpie for eyeliner.
Apparently his version of saying "I'm Sorry" is streaking around our apartment building then asking for a blow job.....
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