He is an equal opportunity slut.
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
Tipsy and thinking of you. Talk tomorrow. My alliteration is awesome.
i dunno what you eat but your cum is all over my underwear and it smells like pretzels
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
we were walking and you spelled the word "oats" to prove you weren't drunk.
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
My roommate was being an ass so I put everyone's drinks/shots on his tab for the entire night. Then when we left he was telling me how he got out cheaper than last time.
I wish drunk me wasn't so into manscaping. Or at least good at it. Either or really
He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
Does it look too obvious if I buy wine and candles!?! In my defense there is a gigantic snow storm coming.
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