So I just opened the bag you gave me and those panties aren't mine...
oh
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
Breakfast-of-shame with my mother. I was in half of a sexy Mad Hatter costume. We had artisan bagels and judgement.
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
They are stoned and trying to learn sign language together. It's like watching a chimp waving at itself in a mirror.
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
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