I knocked on some strangers door, you didn't have to give me a fake hotel room number
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
I will never get the visual of you crying while chewing christmas lights out of my head
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theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
please dont ever try to drink horizontally again. I thought I was going to have to give you cpr
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
There is a pube in my fucking eyeball
You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
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I'm having a really difficult time dealing with the fact that my dog now shares a name with Snooki's crotch-spawn.
Just sent my cousin to buy me a new bra cause mine is zip tied to a bar in the middle of nowhere Iowa
So my flight takes off at 8am. Does this mean I need to break my airport bar pre-flight ritual?
Aren't you the one who taught me that airports are the judgement-free drinking zone?
I'm at my friends house alone, she's at spin class so I'm wearing her engagement ring and eating buffalo wings. It's 9:30am. Happy Valentine's Day.
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
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