I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
I left a cheeto on everyone's car trailing to the house i'm at, hanzel and gretel style.
He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
Would I be bad if I bought a pregnancy test at shoppers the same time I hand in a resume? Or do you think it would get me the job?
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
I hope one day I make out with someone in a taco truck :(
I'm glad I inspire you to reach for the stars
Or a taco
Word my sister pulled through for me and brought vodka shooters for the plane. its about to be a sloppy 4 hours
You were dancing to the Bee Gees, at 3am, with a piece of ham on your head. Moral of the story, You can't drink.
The best part of being a lesbian? If I'm late for work at a hookup's place I can use her make up and peace out. Well and all the sex of course.
you came home and ate 12 bananas. you really didnt think mom would know you were high?
So a bottle of lube exploded all over my softball bag and Nike shirt.
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