Um, I don't know who U MEANT to send that to, but yes I WAS going to fuck you. Instead you can go play Halo with ur friends.
We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
If there was an emoticon for a sad penis, i would send it to you
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
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I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
Actions speak louder than pants.
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
I just watched the lion king for the first time in years. It's like the equivalent of a really good blow job.
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Is singing the Indiana Jones theme while I put on the condom off limits?
I'm not the one who can lose their erection, so it's fair game
One day we'll be rich enough to go to rehab. Until then, fuck it.
Blowing a married man is so much more important than a 12 year olds basketball game.
I spent last night dying strippers pubes green and landscaping shamrocks. That is why hands look like I squashed a leprechaun.
ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.
I am NOT pregnant
My barren womb can FUCK WHOEVER I want
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