I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
Im sitting next to shitfaced santa at the cuse game. My plan to be on television is now flawless
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
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Mowing drunk should be an olympic sport...
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
Oh, and i love you too. Im just a selfish dick who had to talk about myself first
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
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I have an erection and I'm about to go through airport security.
I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
Are you alone?
No, but I have to leave him in my bed while I go on this date.
I don’t want to brag, but vows, morals and will power are no match for my blow job skills
I just woke up in a prom dress on your bathroom floor, yea I'm 32.
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