Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
I found her sitting in the shower having an argument with the dolphins on the shower curtain.
Please tell me what happened last night... specifically who told me it was a good idea to pee in my shoe.
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
And for the fourth year in a row Christmas has ended in tears, yelling and me drinking. This is officially our longest running Christmas tradition.
My mom woke me up in a bubble bath this morning.
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
We still need to grow old, buy a house, and drink 40's while wearing old people sunglasses, staring at the young studs mowing our lawn.
Discovered a freckle on my clitoris. What have you done today?
possible new low: just washed a permanent marker penis off my cheek with porta-potty hand sanitizer.
also if this is gonna be a sample of how country jam will be, I might as well break up with him now. he spent the night blacked out and I could have been in a three-some.
Seriously, fuck work.
uh yea I'm curled up in the trunk of my car
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
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