i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
I just found out why they dont make table-dance tables out of glass.
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot
it's gonna be a great weekend
You know just sitting here carrying on a conversation with a 5 yr old about why there is puke at the landing of the staircase
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
I've been told that their best stripper is on maternity leave. NEVER AGAIN.
Oh my god. I slept with my boyfriend last night. It was wonderful.
And when I say my boyfriend I mean my electric blanket. Because that's the kind of life I lead.
So my parents just watched me pour their rum into a bottle and only add crystal light powder, no water... Talk about being judged. All I could say was "Cortland tricks?"
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
Indeed. If boner pill commercials have taught us anything, it's the importance of waiting until the moment is right.
Where else would I get life advice?
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
Of course the sales lady was judging you, you bought a pregnancy test, ky jelly, diet pills and a 6 pack of red bull. Even i'm judging you.
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