Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
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noo you weren't that drunk. you just knocked the grill over and couldn't get the key in the door, so you climbed through the window. success.
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
your like the ambassador to my penis.
My bruised ribs were so worth that win in beer pong
Turns out the old man beside me in the waiting room was dead, but other then that it was a good day.
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i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
Didn't have the heart to tell him that while he was eating my ass I was laughing, not moaning, into the pillow
He's going to wonder why I have burn marks on my asshole
You have got to be the only man who has passed out while getting a lap dance.
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
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