the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
Pretty people don't get stds, I knew it
Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
You know, Peter Parker would not have been nearly as cool if he had gotten bitten by an ant.
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so my phone accidentally called my dad from my purse at 2:14am....he has a 5 min voicemail of me discussing how Alicia should bang the guy who eats good pussy... i can never look at my dad in the face again....
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
class
he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
Sacagawea was the original milf.
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
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We were on the balcony tossing jello shots to people passing below
When people said no i'd yell "i tried them i promise they aren't roofied!"
I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then.
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
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