I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
Planned Parenthood should have gift certificates.
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
Hey I never found my wallet but i did find a bag of 14 soft taco supremes
I have your wallet. Trade you for the tacos.
He told me his mother taught him that move. What the hell do I say to that?
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
Well i'm not entirely sure considering he gave my vagina an early valentine's day card that said "you're purrfect."
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
Crashed the mayor's bday party, no list for some reason. Wore suits. Ludacris was there.
Listen, you can whine about not having a "red" wine glass, or you can suck it up and chug it from the vase like the rest of us. The choice is yours.
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
I'm going to need your assistance. I cannot walk back to the house in a bear costume.
Going through my purse trying to find money for this cab but all I keep pulling out if chicken from my burrito o ate an hour ago. Help?
I feel like I should have held a press conference. The state of my vagina
I have 3 vacation days left and I'm guarding them like a gay dragon on a pile of gold dildos molded after celebrities.
Smaug the FABULOUS
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