I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
all we need is a shotglass and a helicopter.
we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
I can feel you judging me through the phone.
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
Ummm so does anybody remember me stopping to get my ear peirced last night and make an earring out of a staple? Or did I just somehow lay on this thing and ram it through my ear?
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
sexting foreigners is the best. they respond with silly things like "love that tits"
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
I don't want to be "that guy" but I may have accidentally sent a dick pic to your mom
BITCH I AM EXPERIENCING THE FEMININE MYSTERY SHUT UP AND GIVE ME DRUGS
HE'S FUCKING 19 YEARS OLD, HE CAN'T EVEN GET INTO A BAR WITH ME, WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I'LL LET HIM IN MY PANTS?!
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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