No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
Professor used "ROFL" while grading my paper... Do I even go to a real college?
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
I mean, I'm not looking for prince charming. I'm looking for the glass slipper of dicks.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
You know Im horny if Im walking around in my lingerie and sex robe. It's my field of dreams mentality. If I wear it, he will come.
Note to self: don't tell your girlfriends dad you can have his daughter in bed by ten and home by midnight. He doesnt find it funny
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
You said "I'm not gonna waste my last condom on you" last night.
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
You got drunk, made toast, and declared yourself a domestic goddess.
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