70 feet underwater and I sharted my wetsuit, Tide pen won't clean this up.
The trick is to not slur when purchasing the condoms at 3am
Remember in school when they told us our vag was made just the right size for our future husband? I must say I am enjoying trying to find that perfect fit.
Using your Catholic School education as an excuse for this? Why didn't I think of that?!
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
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i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
Listen, don't freak out when you walk out on me masturbating in front of my roommate. No homo. He just needs to be put to his place.
Bunch of Navy warships just sailed into New York Harbor for Fleet Week. Nobodys getting laid this weekend.
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
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not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
I may or may not have definitely said the words "how do I put this beer in my purse without looking like an alcoholic" last night.
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
I once broke a mans heart just to get laid by a premature ejaculator
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
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