she was drooling, sharted in her sleep, rolled over stuck her hand under the covers pulled it back out, smelled it and moaned and rolled back over. i almost added puke to the disgusting bodily fluid category.
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
it took me 7 solid minutes to realize "egggGSaucetingf" meant "exhausting"
she fucked me tho cuz it was her cat's birthday. As soon as we were done she just says "ahhh tequila tuesdays"
Wonderful brian is stoned out of his mind, floating in a lawn chair in the hot tub eating a giant plate of macaroni and staring at the moon
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
Abby spilt her vodka all over the train's bathroom floor
WE'RE THE ONES DRESSED UP FOR THE LARGEST DRINKING HOLIDAY IN AMERICA WHO ELSE ON THIS TRAIN IS A SUSPECT FOR THIS SMELL?!
It'll be a romanticized airport meeting until I'm judged for sitting on his face in the terminal
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
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