apparently they started giving me water shots and i couldnt tell the difference
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
woke up to an overdrawn credit card. did you order the dawsons creek boxset last night?
i hope so.
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
I'm straight up riding in the back of my truck in a bean bag chair right now. Feet propped up and four loko in hand. Glorious.
you fail at everything in life besides blacking out
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
Oh shit that's not good dude. I'd head straight for Williamsport hospital the first ingredient in that shit is lithium batteries. You don't want to know what the second one is
I was amazing, unlike anything he's ever experienced. I somehow made him feel young and old.and he never felt old before. He feels I will literally kill him. With my magic, lethal vagina.
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
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