Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
because whats more american than sleeping with a westpoint cadet on the 4th of july?
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
After he finished his girlfriend called him. I sat there, tied his shoes for him, then he high fived me and said "this is gonna be a great summer steph"
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
There are 18k people at the game and I'm next to the one guy who pulls his underwear down to his ankles to piss.
We wore fake mustaches and shirts that said team mustache ride to a party we weren't even invited to
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
Just because I know you’ll get a kick out of this, I sneezed earlier and cupcake frosting came out
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