make sure to take notes today. there is a guy in a wheelchair who might be getting a DUI from a cop on horseback. I'm gonna see this through.
I just saw a man salute the budweiser truck on the highway. I want to follow him and shake his hand.
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
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some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
She ran over a curb, took out a yard-sale sign and hit a fence before admitting to me that she may be losing her vision "a bit". Never letting grandma drive again.
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I can't find the remote or the Doritos. Someone call 911. S.O.S. I sent this in Braille.
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
Everyone has seen your nipples. It's like asking if they ever walked on grass. You need better hangover questions.
Woke up at 5am in an elevator... Pretty much tells you how my weekend went.
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
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