: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
matts gf stood and watched my naked ass gather my clothes off his floor this morning. sweet.
R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
i was so blacked out at my family party.. my mom gave markers to all my little cousins. i was tagged by 5 year olds.
Weird shit dude, I just realized that the girl I fucked last night looks like Shaun White's twin sister. I dunno if I should be scared or turned on
I hope her Double McTwist was as good as his
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
Dude. Remember the only two rules I set for that? Always have a sober friend and don't do drugs with a fat chick.
Someone just got pizza delivered to the liquor store.
We had hangover sex and then I called a taxi home. Told him I didn't want his number because, if it was meant to be, we would fuck again. He called me the queen of one night stands.
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
McDonald's and a car nap. I feel kinda human
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
you were grinding on the cop whispering for him to lend you his tazer.
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