Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
when did we get to this "texting at random" level on friendship?
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him.
I just had sex in a cardigan. Made me feel old. Smarter somehow, but old.
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
It was insane. I was drunk for 11 consecutive hours. I woke up covered in almonds and there were footprints all over my shirt
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
And then he dove into my vagina like scrooge mcduck into a room of gold
You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.
I think the pizza delivery guy is getting a handjob next door.
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
ONE DAY CAN WE PLEASE HAVE SECRET SEX. PREFERABLY IN AN ANCIENT PYRAMID BUT I'M NOT OPPOSED TO A 4 STAR HOTEL
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