I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
You were so drunk you tried to sell your salsa to everyone on the restaurant.
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
Drunk man just did a hand stand, fell over, knocked over a whole table of desserts, and didnt lose his cowboy hat. winner.
My mom just found some of our lube mixed in with my box of pots and pans. I hate moving home.
because whats more american than sleeping with a westpoint cadet on the 4th of july?
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
Like I'm getting finger banged and my family is making cookies in the kitchen. Talk about terrifying
What is the proper Father's Day protocol when you're sleeping with a guy who has kids?
This is the nicest bathroom I've ever been drunk in. The urinal is gold.
I don’t mind that he’s uncircumcised. It’s the fact that he talks about the Bible immediately after we have sex .
Of course his mom thinks you're nice, she doesn't know you have sex for cheeseburgers
One time!! I like sex and food....
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
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