i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
a dead guy is trying to sell me oxy clean on my tv
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
in the bathroom helping her wash cum out her eye. pretty much explains my sex life
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
We were all singing so you said you were going to play a percussion instrument... the crackers.
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
Like you haven't hit rock bottom until you have had to throw your own turd out a window
The CEO is puking on the sidewalk and the HR director just offered me coke. Engineers have the best parties
I think you're literally the first guy to ever pick up a chick from pinterest.
I also woke up in a bed soaked of pee and drunkenly lectured him on the dangers of chewing tobacco... weird night
Why was I so drunk last night that I licked the bar and then the bartenders face? Why didn't you stop me? We can never go back there.
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